About

Not before ripping out your spleen with a rusty pair of tweezers and forcibly inserting it back into your body through your rectum with a sharkskin lined baseball bat The people I love the most are<3 JACOBA<3, Hannah, Savannah, and Marqypoo <3 <3 fucking love you guys (: I'm Maakie..I'm 17 years dead.I think Life is too short to have boring enemies.You'd sooner be beaten to death by a bunch of angry clue salesmen wielding clue-by-fours than actually get a clue:D I fucking HATE drama, even though I have it alot. I'm done with it, so if you wanna start drama, go shove a shovel up your ass(: I'm a very spazzy person. I'm very good at fucking people over, and good at getting fucked over. I don't care about to much but only Savannah, hannah.and other people I'm to lazy to name. I can be very open hearted, and actually truly a nice person. Even to the person I hated most, I'd still give them the shirt off my back, if they needed it. I can be the most amazing person you know, or the most obnoxious, annoying bitch. Depends on you. :D I love black people, and how they talk. XD I like to sing and dance in my underwear when I'm by myself. Shh it's a secrete.. I love to make random shooting noises and pretend I'm a ninja. O: I'm not a big fan of gummy bears but I do love to role play with them. O: Biggest dream is to cuddle in a big pool of chocolate pudding, and just chocolate because the other kind gives you aids. O: :D I'm a Dr.pepper and hot cheeto junkie. I eat a lot O: I'm fat on the inside:D I love to makes faces when I talk to people, it makes everything less serious. :p Last but not least (because I can't remember anything else) I have a great imaginary. I like to map out magical adventures in my head, and pretend I'm on that adventure. :D my last one was with a little elephant and I needed to help him find his magical penuts to make him big! :D I still go on about it... :D Anyway, if you wanna talk um, well you know what to do. Bye!

Favorite saying

• "spanked? You wanna be spanked? I'll spank You, I'll spank your booty. -superstar. Fuck drama lets make babies. eat vegetables for every meal , or your lips will peal and your eye brows will fall out. The cat lady with a million cat legs.. Poop.... Stop! Don't touch me there. These are my private squares. Chiz A magical unicorn took me away to the land of the aids. ''meow, meow MEOW!'' Grandma: shut up pepper or I'm gonna put you to sleep. The cat: meow. I mojojo! Will role the world!-powerpuff girls. What time is it?? ADVENTURE TIME! The new oxy guy sucks ass. Pokemon<3 Febrezze in the face! :D Hannah. I wanna dump a 10 bags of cooked fries on the floor and roll around in them. :D I have a big fat lesbian crush on you... SUCK ON THAT! - Mean girls. "