About
Mother to a beautiful baby girl
Education
- York College of Pennsylvania
- Red Land High School
Favorite saying
- "When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.
When life gets ya down, make a comforter:)
"THE BEACHED WHALE IS APPROACHING!!!!"
SUMMERTIME!
Emily Courtney: "OMG THE GUY BEHIND US IS NAKED!!!!"
"you're not dead, you're not dead, you're not.. You're dead now..."
"pokey we are crossing the delaware!!!"
(cries) "It was all because of the magical pants!!" "I shall not wear pants anymore!!!" "but you're wearing pants right now..." "then I shall take them off" "no pleaase dont"
"OMG HE SIGNED IT!!!!!"
why did jonah have to die?
"but jasons got this BIG old thing...."
"my sexy shades are sooo sexy!!!"
"I'm not fat, I'm feastivley plump."
"STUPID AFRO KID!!!!"
"NO!!! ARE MENTALLY SICK!!!!"
(looks at friend request)" eww you look ugly... oh well!!! I love more friends!!!"-Brandon
friend 1:"i want to plante you in my garden"
E:"thats not even remotely funny..."
"BOOM!!!! headshoot BEOTCH!!!"
"One bright day in the middle of the night/ two dead boys got up to fight/ back to back they faced eachother/ they drew their swords and shot one another/ the deaf policeman heard all the noise/ so he went and killed the two dead boys"
"That aint no etchisketch, this is one doodle that cant be undone home skillet"
AK:"dude wheres my car?"
SWS:"Dude wheres your car?'
Why?
Don't try to sleep through the end of the world, marry me alive because I won't give up without a fight. If you love me let me go.-P!ATD (This is Gospel)
Ill f*cking kill you if you die on me Bob!-Pewdiepie
I could not love, because I could not love myself. Never good enough, no. That was all I told myself-Gotye
So keep your head down, be faithful to pain, and knuckle on through. It'll be over before you know it.- Health Reminder
"Nurse wolfton will you go on the roof and taste the air for me."
"Isn't the roof a bit dangerous? It's just really dangerous. What if I touch a cloud?""