Favorite saying

• "Salal after styding for a while: Salal: "Matlab teacher kitnay pagal hotay hain" Me" Why?" Salal: "Matlab English achi hai toh philosopher banjao,Math achi hai toh Engineer banjao aur agar Urdu achi hai toh QUAID-E-AZAM banjao" I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe “No matter how much goodness you’ve done to them, they will still hurt you.” "A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other... Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever." — 500 days of Summer Humesha us insaan kay qareeb raho jo tumhay khush rakhay. Laikin, uss insaan kay aur bhi qareeb raho jo tumhary bagair khush na reh paey. Hazrat Ali Hamza: "Yaar mere sir mein dard horai hai" Me: Hamza dard hota hai hoti nai" Hamza : Jee nai dard hoti hai. Dard *LARKI* hoti hai" .. :P I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - Edgar Allan Poe. Dealing with backstabbers, there was one thing I learned. They're only powerful when you got your back turned. Eminem Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. Mark Twain We can not do great things. We can only do little things with great love. You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. —Ambrose Redmoon In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on. - Robert Frost. My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. —Jean Rostand Don't need to say a single thing. Because your eyes, they tell me so much more than your words.. -Claire Stevens. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. (A Midsummer Night's Dream, 1.1.231-2) Shakespeare Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. -Eleanor Roosevelt. Me-"i want chocolates bhaee" Fahad Rao-"ok, go with Moiz to the store, and there is a counter at the store, behind that counteer there is a guy, tell that guy "Uncle aathanay kee chocolate day dein" Me-"and that guy gonna ask me then "beta aap kaheen fahad motey paindu ki behen toh nae hain ? wohi athaney jki chocolates man saktey hain zardari kay zamaney meinn " *grin* Syeda Scheherezade Shaharyar Ap thordi mentally the sicks hain? me- nae mein apkay the love mein pori the mental hoon :* Syeda Scheherezade Shaharyar how the dare the you take the picture with boizzzz's ?? we are the marriage each other? :P Raza Bokhari " yaar lamees aur Naina Malik mere paper mein video confernece pe question aya tha , they asked me what is needed for a video conference, i wrote internet ann stuff" (raza quoted everything thats needed) , NOW.. Me : " raza projector" , raza " i already said internet" .. Naina , AFTER THINKING REAL HARD, " bandaaaa!" , me and raza "banda , naina what? =/ " Naina "haan toh tum hawaoun mein baatein karogey dont you need a banda on the otherside, ya tum hawa mein kahogey "HEEEE-LOO im raza bokhari, mera point valid haina lamees".. Lol Me: " Zeerak Butt Kiya laoun Canada se?" Zeerak: "Merii behen la do bus, Jaldi. I miss her" Me : " Awwwwwww, This is so going to be my status. Kuch aur kehna hai?" Zeerak : " Oh wait wait, I'm doing shit" Me: *dies*.. Me" I am hungry" Moiz: "Batao kia khaoge order karwa doun" Me: "Achaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr" Moiz" Khabardar achar ko hath lagaya toh!Ulta latka dunga" :P Me: "MOIZZZZ, yeh zalim duniya hai.Ghandhi jee hotey toh mujh masoom sachi larki ko dekh kay ro partey" Moiz: "Nai beta. ghandhi jee hotey toh tumhe ulta latka daytey" :p"