About

I am just a regular guy without regular guy balls, thanks mom. When I need to go, I go, when I need to eat, I eat and when I need anything else, I bark LOL Seriously though I had a rough year last year. Knee Surgery, Ecoli, a tooth that went bad, my masters divorced and my mom let some creep move in. On top of it all, I got some a-hole cousin that only wants to jack me around. All in all though I have got to say, I have a roof over my head and food in the dish. Some Dudes have it worse out there. On the bright side, I am furniture allowed and pretty much anything I want to do, I do.

Education

• Barking College
• Barking Abbey School

Favorite saying

• "Shit Happens-The guy running with Forrest Gump-Proceless t-shirt"