Favorite saying

• ""Can the Sarcasm" "Please. I always use fresh sarcasm. Never canned." - Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter "Stupidity is not punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop." -Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter "On a scale of 1 to Scary, I'm about to sh*t my pants." -Mike Morrell, DT, Season 4, Episode 1 "Hi there, My name is Dug, I have just met you and I love you! My master made me this collar, he made me this collar so that I may talk ... SQUIRREL!" "Hey you dang woodchucks, quit chuckin' my wood!", "This is more awkward than the the time I sneeze-farted in yoga class", "Ding dong the bitch is dead", "Everybody dies, but not everybody lives.", "The world would be a healther place if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.", "At least I have the pictures in my head...hey, I had my finger in front of the lens the whole time. UGH! Now all I'll remember is my thumb!" "We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot""