About

"Everyone knows that Chuck Norris guards the internet and cyber justice will be served" "You and your big complicated words....and your not so..big words"

Education

• Loyola University School of Law, New Orleans, LA
• Nicholls State University
• Northwest Florida State College

Favorite saying

• ""It was a fun controversy while it lasted." -Dr. M "Im not hot but I am funny" -Kesha Shiena: "Like a G6?" Ariel: "Uh no shiena, that doesnt apply to this situation" "What does the parking ticket say?" Trees....It says Treeeesssss..... -S "Trees with fruit....Trees with fake fruit,...Trees with coffee and chocolate.." -Lisa "In my defense, the cupcake was huge." -S "Yeah for spirit fingers!" -S "Toucha, good sir" -S "You sent the message Reply all, YOU SENT THE MESSAGE REPLY ALL!!!" (Proceeds to run screaming in a car, through business office, trees and stores to detroy other peoples laptops while a little note on the bottom of the screen reads DO NOT ATTEMPT) "Oh wait man, no you didnt, you sent that message only to me." -Superbowl commercial "My friend Lindsey says she needs a man to handle her spice level" -Lisa "Listen...Im no wizard that can predict the future." -Oscar "Abe Lincoln didnt get shot by John Wilksbooth,... Scalf traveld back in time with his hoovercraft and was the actual shooter...oh and he was the second gunman at the grassynole.....in a hoovercraft." -Tyler Button says " I am #2" Shiena: "Kristine what does that button mean? Does it make one word?!" Kristine: "Your thinking too hard about this...imagine you walked up to me and read my button" Shiena: "Ok....I am #2...then whos number one?" Kristine: "YOU ARE!!" (does the finger guns "Cancel my subscriptions...cuz I am done with your issues" "Mom I had massive diarrhea today." Mom: "I hope you didn't sh!t your pants." -k "WHOS UNDERWEAR IS IN THE SINK." -Dad"