About

Good morrow, as you may have inferred my name is Dylon Rothley. I have led a ravishing life, mostly raising my pup Conrad. I love that dog, from the first time he suckled my teet we have been inseparable. Now I go to Springtown highschool where i frolloc around from day to day studying the wonders of the world. My homelife consists of expending myself on worthless things and beings. I always drempt of running a whore house. My greatest aspiration is to be an acounting therhapist, i want to assist people when their acountants steal there money, by taking more money. I make good grades, therefor my personality is everchanging. one might describe me as reclusive, but i really just don't like to expose my natural possesions. I love you. goodnight.

Favorite saying

• ""I don't like your face", "I am going to go get some cigarettes from the corner store. I'll be back....", "You aren't a dog!", "Dude", "Bro", "HEY!", " It's raining outside like a horse peeing on a flat rock", "I should really change my underwear""