About
Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
~Author unknown, attributed to a 7-year-old named Bobby
Education
- St. Cloud State University
- University of Minnesota Twin Cities
- Anoka Senior High School
Favorite saying
- "These go to eleven.
Help you, I will.
TWO DOLLARS!
What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?
The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.
Large Man with Dead Body: Why?
The Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him."
