About

"God willing and the creek don't rise..." I'm 5'6" & I can sing, dammit!

Education

• School of Hard Knocks, University of Life
• Palm Springs High

Favorite saying

• ""That boy's as sharp as a bowling ball." ~ Foghorn Leghorn "God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't." ~ Alfred Korzybski, philosopher "Smoke me a kipper. I'll be home for breakfast." ~ Ace Rimmer "Desperately seeking spawn!" ~ from the movie "Juno" "I love these kitchy coasters...oh! That's baloney." ~ from the CBS sitcom "Accidentally on Purpose" "The road to enlightenment is long and difficult...so bring snacks and a magazine." ~ unknown, this was on an old t-shirt of mine "If you're not getting old, you're dead." ~ Tom Petty "...couldn't grab my ass with both hands." ~ Robert Downey, Jr., answering a David Letterman question about his past addiction "If you are going to doubt something, doubt your limits." ~ Don Ward "When you see crazy coming your way, you should cross the street." ~ NBA's John Salley "I'm gay, not dead!" ~ Jesse Tyler Ferguson on "Modern Family" "I'm as broke as a set of dishes on the Titanic!" ~ Me "Technology---you can't live with it, you can't shoot it!" ~ Me "Le Cage Aux Folles...where MEN are MEN, where women...are MEN...and everyone is confused..." ~ Nathan Lane "I FEEL LIKE I ATE THE SUN!!!" ~ Eric Stonestreet on "Modern Family" "It's people like you that make people like me need medicaiton." ~ Some t-shirt said that "Hey Chin Ho! Don't screw up "Hawaii Five-0"!" ~ What some Hawaiian locals have said to Daniel Dae Kim after "Lost" went off the air "I'd forget my damn head if it wasn't attached to me!" ~ Me "...said the boy with no pants" ~ William Shatner on "S#!* My Dad Says" "Never miss a good opportunity to shut up!" ~ I don't know who said it first, but ain't it the TRUTH! "God willing and the creek don't rise..." "Just gotta be an easier way to get a standing ovation" ~ Michael Douglas @ 2011 Golden Globe awards about his cancer tumor being gone "God may forgive us, my son, but I WILL NOT FORGIVE FAILURE!" ~ Jeremy Irons from Showtime series "The Borgias""