Surge B. Gabaldon
- Birthday: October, 6
- Hometown: Morris, Illinois
- Location: Camanche, Iowa
- Language: en_US
- Phone: (SSG) - LTVXQ - 159
- male
- In a relationship
If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out into the middle of the ocean and freakin' EAT YOU! And then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.-Detective Hoitz from The Other Guys