""I fail at life." -Me
"That's gross." -Me
"Niffty." -Me
"You just took that to a creepy place." -Me
"Crazyface!" -Me
"Jerkface!" -Me
"I make EVERYTHING complicated." -Me
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage 'Mythbusters'
"I hate your face!" -Me
"They're driving me nervous" -My mom
"My face is tired." -Me
"INSANITY, EET TEECKLES!" -Monica Otis
"As a jumping off point we noted that men suck." -Monica
"Hope never abandons you; you abandon it." ~ George Weinberg
"Guys just make fail happen." -Monica
"My computer is a boy, there's no other explanation for why it screws up so much." -Monica
"Unless you're murdered." -Monica
"We hurt more deeply because, all in all, we FEEL more deeply." -Monica
"Everything can be blamed upon a boy. There's always a way to blame the boy. Something went wrong? Which boy did it?!" -Monica
"Country Music and Emo Poetry, same thing, less annoying. XD (Country Music being the more annoying)" -Monica
"Men.. we.. have so much reason not to trust them at this point @@" -Monica
"Not possible. Your limit for masochism/depressing stuff is endless!" -Monica"
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