About

i believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis , nice ones that look like wrinkly lemurs and bad ones that mutilate cattle and want our water and women. i believe that the decline romantic interactions is coincident with the decline of drive-in movie theaters state to state.i think that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we will all be wiped out by the common cold, and that jade is dried dragon sperm .i believe that life is a game,that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when your alive so you might as well lie back and enjoy it. but as a final note if you ever need to find me i will most likely be sitting in a parking lot drinking coffee, or sneaking in to friends houses and scaring the SHIT out of the person sleeping on there couch...

Education

• Revere Academy of Jewelry Arts
• California Institute of the Arts
• The Art Institute of Chicago
• Kapaa High School

Favorite saying

• "“Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear.” Ambrose Redmoon Success is the one unpardonable sin against one's fellows. RUM, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers. Love, n - A temporary insanity curable by marriage. Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. Optimist, n. A proponent of the doctrine that black is white. Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. Albert Einstein My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few virtues. Abraham Lincoln I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Wright Buy land. They've stopped making it. Mark Twain Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill Always do what you are afraid to do. Ralph Waldo Emerson "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."-- Eloi Cole"