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"For a moment I wondered why every time I talk to her I crave pizza and then I realized she and I have never had a conversation where pizza isn’t mentioned once" hi my name is laurana and one time I almost went into cardiac arrest because of the facebook messaging notification sound whatever

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• "hi I don't know how to describe myself so I make the internet do it for me here are some satisfied customer reviews "I became acquainted with her just this summer and in just a few months she has managed to overrun every aspect of my life. I receive unexpected calls from her while my neighbors play tag next door and she does nothing but cackle into the receiver at my pain. what a frick." -gigi "you thought she was kidding well jokes on you she is NEVER KIDDING,," -kelsey "how could this happen to me" -me"