"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you." - A.A. Milne Rest in Peace my dearest Stacey (1968-2010). I miss you and will never stop wishing you'd come home. It's a Cinderella story, actually... one you've doubtlessly heard at least 1,000 times before: Sad, fat former actor meets woman that's way out of his league, follows her to mythical land of "Canada" where he (in a move that makes perfect sense) works as a professional commercial relocation consultant at various locations from Vancouver and the Lower Mainland to the Okanogan to Vancouver Island and back. I have no children of my own but I have two step-kids. I'll skip the part about how cool they are because they're probably reading this and I hiccup when I'm embarrassed.
