About

I'm weird, I'm crazy, and I just like to have fun. Got a problem with that? Too bad, irdc. :)

Education

• University of Houston

Favorite saying

• ""Whatever u give a woman, she will make it greater. Give her sperm, she will give u a baby. Give her a house, she will give u a home. Give her groceries, she will give u a meal. Give her a smile and she will give u her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if u give her crap, be ready to receive a TON... of sh_t." "Never run away from your fears. Face them while you can, and live your life to the fullest." "Those who can't handle me at my worst don't deserve me at my best." "I choose to think of life as a toilet, once all the s*** gets flushed, the water becomes clear from there" "Happiness is not achieved, it comes from within" "Our race and our religion tells us WHAT we are, not WHO we are" "I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators." "You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it." "All issues are women's issues - and there are several that are just women's business." "Death is the last enemy: once we've got past that I think everything will be alright." "After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. " "I was born with music inside me. Music was one of my parts. Like my ribs, my kidneys, my liver, my heart. Like my blood. It was a force already within me when I arrived on the scene. It was a necessity for me-like food or water. ""