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• "-If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why then are they made with meat? -The Big Bang Theory: God spoke and BANG! it happened. -As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. -How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? -Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise. -A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. -Real programmers don't document...If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. rules of life: -Never, ever answer an anonymous letter. -Always go to other people's funerals, or they wont go to yours -Never test the depth of the water with both feet. -Half the people in the world are below average."