Education

• University of South Carolina - Columbia
• Woodruff High School
• Woodruff High School

Favorite saying

• ""The only difference between a hero and a coward is not the fear, but what he does with it" "I'm not superstituous, but i'm a little stituous" "Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." "A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y? Consonant or vowel? Make up your mind, we're at war" "If it's called THE USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday? BAM. Busted!" "Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. Unless you throw a dictionary at me" "Don't cry over spoiled milk. Get angry and punch a cow!" "You may look around, and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way. You know why not? Because I am collar-blind." "To me it's not the Fourth of July until I'm rolling on the ground screaming for somebody to put me out" "I float like a butterfly. Sting like a bee. And if that fails, I curl up like an armadillo" "I am not one to be truffled with" "You put your left foot in. You take your left foot out. You put your left foot in and you shake it all about. Who knew restless leg syndrome was so much fun?""