About
I am the most badass cat that ever lived. My owner and I used to live in Napa, where I was the alpha male of the hood. I used to roam free have a different piece of pussy every night. Other males on the block would scatter when heard me coming and all the humans would fall adoringly at my paws.
However, a few years ago. My captor decided to move to an overcrowded shit-hole, called San Francisco, where I'm stuck inside not allowed to go outdoors and I'm stuck inside with dumb sister Indiana all day. I never get to beat up on other cats, hunt birds, or get laid anymore.
This is my life
Favorite saying
- ""Meowww"
"REEEEOWWW!"
"Hisssssssssss""
