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i like pizza and cheerios and nolan is a super cool guy

Favorite saying

• ""Correction: if you put their hair grease together, you can re-create the BP Oil Spill." -Cody Goldsberry "Does this school have Comcast?" -Brandon Kenney "Kicking ugly animals does the soul good." -Meagan Deal. "You can lick things with your tongue!!" -Shane Powers "Mrs. Shannon, I'm a gangster now." -Trey Ulm "Don't you just wish penises tasted like pickles?" -Shelby Hare "To be completely honest, I'm wearing my little nephew's socks." -Haylie Anselmi "If a pregnant woman gets in a fight.. is it considerd 'jumping' since there's two against one?" -Cidny Hamilton "When I grow up, I wanna be black like Derrell." -Auston Wright "I like your shitzu!" -Cameron Coe "I hope she likes my spit in her mouth." -Miranda Adams "Ich bin ganz froh, dass du mich Stalking" -Gunner Smith "Everything is better when it's tiny, unless it's a penis" -Austin Garrant "Did you have troubles getting over that speed bump, Mister Wheelchair Dude?" -Richard Roller "Do me in the ear." -Tony Osbourne "I"m exercising my thorat" -Salome Nieft "Humans are very rude creatures with their judging and perception of perfect and imperfect." -Kelsey Glasgow "Something worn.. hmmm, Payje's underwear!!" -Alexis DeLaCruz "My grandpa always said 'Back in my day, we had no TV', how am I going to explain to my grandchildren that back in my day ladies wore meat dresses?" -Matt Young "People cannot be tomatoes." -Mike Smith "Two an two, put it together, Jake!" -Teylar Green "Four!" -Jake Schweiter "The world should be unsensored. I think everyone should cuss on tv if they want to and should show boobs." -Mac Miller "Jantelle is prettier than Sethy." -No one "I'm sorry I type too fast for you, Mark Zuckerberg." -Seth Obscura "I was sad, but then I remembered I have girl scout cookies." -Kaitlynn Boynton "No, hunny.. you're a Tina." -Jacob Smith"