About

im koty. you know me. and if you dont than why exactly are you looking at my profile. PERVERT

Languages used

• Pig Latin

Education

• Liberty University Online Academy

Favorite saying

• "" I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy leather-second hand electric donkey bottom biters" "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. Fran Lebowitz What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's First Movement Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. Arnold H. Glasow From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remembered- We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition; And gentlemen in England now-a-bed Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day. Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it. A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist. Stewart Alsop fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our FRREEEEEDDDOOOOOOMMM!!! I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? fiat justitia, ruat caelum : let justice be done, even though the heavens fall carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe vitam: seize the day, seize the night, seize the life"