About

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Education

• The Derek Zoolander School for Kids That Cant Read Good
• The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

Favorite saying

• "I embrace my desire to, Feel the rhythm, to feel connected enough to step aside & weep like a widow To feel inspired, to fathom the power, to witness the beauty, To bathe in the fountain, To swing on the spiral, To swing on the spiral of our divinity & still be a human. Give away the stone. Let the oceans take and Transmutate this cold and fated anchor. Give away the stone. Let the waters kiss and Transmutate these leaden grudges into gold. Let go. So crucify the ego, before it's far too late And leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical And you will come to find that we are all one mind And capable of all that's imagined and all-conceivable So let the light touch you, so let the words spill through And let them pass right through Bringing out our hope and reason."