About

13 | ♀ | ♋ I was born in Minnesota, then I got into this flute battle with the Devil. I got his golden flute, then I sold it for TaB and Lotto tickets. Then I was recruited into the Rebel Alliance by General Benjamin Franklin, where I battled the evil emperor Lord Obama. I killed him using my pocket sized cat launcher. Then I settled in the town of Marshall, being reunited with my long lost parents, Winston Chirchel and Hillary Clinton. Then the world got dead and died. The End.

Education

• Southwest Minnesota State University

Favorite saying

• "“The idea of a ruling class, or a defined system of beliefs or government that is imposed on everyone in the world, slows and negates this path to enlightenment because it stifles creative energy and freedom of thought. I really do believe in my heart that in an ideal world, there is culture but not the boundaries of governments and nations and the struggles for power and wealth they create. There is no war, especially over religion or oil or anything fleeting and superficial. I am smart enough to know we are countless years away from achieving this kind of a society. I am not smart enough to know how to create it, but I know in my heart that a balance of freedom, compassion for our fellow man and personal expression will create the kind of world that we all somehow deserve.” - Max Bemis. "-and he burned to dead." - Stoo. “Be Who You Are and Say What You Feel Because Those Who Mind Don't Matter and Those Who Matter Don't Mind.” -- Dr. Seuss"