About

I am a man of laughter, love, and ill advisement. Your mom would love me but your dad... he would not. Nature comes natural to me. Nothings better then doing nothing. Every kiss begins with "hey". Booze, smokes, and good friends are the best of times. Live for the moment because one day your here baby and then the next day your gone. I'm pretty sure that I am at least a quarter black. Traveling helps me feel grounded. Dressing up brings out the Robert Downey in me. If I'm being an asshole to you it's because I like you. Always keep it light and never give too many shits. Dish what you can take. Personality is way sexier then almost anything... except personal hygiene. "I'd like to be more crazy this time" will be my last words. Is it possible to kill a man with a spoon? I let the dawgs out! I'm a peacock let me fly.

Favorite saying

• "-Sometimes I don't listen so good! -Dats my Dawg -What... you have both? -No... Yes... Maybe? -How does my ass look in these jeans? -I'm like a frog... I can secrete semen through my skin."