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Well, some say life will beat you down Break your heart, steal your crown So I've started out for God knows where I guess I'll know when I get there I'm learning to fly around the clouds But what goes up must come down

Favorite saying

• ""Every Tough Situation You Encounter Makes You More Or Less Of A Man"-Coach Jim B. Satterfield "Love me when I least deserve it, because thats when I need it the most..." "Stranger than your sympathy, take these things so I don't feel, I'm killin myself from the inside out, now my heads been filled with doubt. I wasn't all the things I tried to make believe I was, & I wouldn't be the one to kneel before the dreams I wanted, & all the talk & all the lies were all the empty things disguised as me, stranger than your sympathy" Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children. "You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough." "I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson "I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli." -The Great George W. Bush "Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom." "Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, an amateur built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic." "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." "It’s as if they drove a car into the ditch and then we had to put on our boots and go down there in the mud, and we’ve been pushing and shoving. And they’ve been standing aside and watching us, and saying, ‘you’re not pushing right, you’re not pushing fast enough. So we’re huffing and puffing, and we finally get this car out of the ditch, finally have it on level ground. We’re moving forward. And they turn to us and say, ‘we want the keys.’ Well, you can’t have the keys back. You don’t know how to drive. You got us into the ditch. You can get in the backseat if you want." -President Obama, on Republicans"