"I'm from New Jersey. I curse a lot. I say yo. I say it often. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like & I know that getting a pie means pizza, not apple or cherry.. All good nights end at a diner. I know that "The City" is New York city. All parties end with a fight. It's a hoagie, not a grinder, a sub, or worse, a hero. I don't go to the beach - I go down the shore. I judge people by what exit they are off the parkway. I know 65mph really means 85. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger & accept it. I'm from New Jersey and I fucking love it."
