Education

• Gilroy High School
• School of Hard Knocks

Favorite saying

• ""A CHICANA IN HEAVEN" a middle aged Chicana had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience & the Creator appeared before her. seeing the creator, she asked, "dios mio" is my time up? Dios said, "no mijita, u have another 43 years 2 months & 8 days 2 live". The Chicana decided 2 stay in the hospital & have "The Works" done: face lift, lipo, chi-chi lift, nalga lift & pansa tuck. she was all excited because she knew she had a long life ahead and wanted to look bein chingona! after her final operation, she was released from the hospital. while crossing the street on her way 2 a taqueria, she was hit and killed by a bus. arriving in front of the Creator, she demanded, "orale pues...que paso? i thought u said i had another 40 yrs to go? why didn't u pull me out of the path of that pinche bus? "The Creator replied, Orale loca, i didnt recognize u."