About

•I'm a victim of the rules I live by. •My sense of direction is questionable. •Some of my personal fears include: dying alone and unremembered, drowning, public speaking and super-massive blackholes. •I love dogs & tolerate cats. My feelings for fish are completely abstract. •Some of my pet peeves include: hipster posers, designer baby names, when people say, "Guess what?" and wait for a response, the 1-877-Kars-4Kids radio song. •I need to get out more. •Once every couple years, I wake myself up with a GIANT kung-fu kick. I never remember the context of the dream or why it was necessary to kick my dog across the room. •I cheat at Words with Friends. •I'm horrible at remembering jokes and movie quotes. I also don't know any magic tricks or have any clever anecdotes. •I'm hoping to make the next half of my life a happy and more accomplished experience.

Education

• AAART
• Glenbard East High School

Favorite saying

• "•“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” ~~Hunter Thompson"