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"I love the smell of armpits in the morning. It's like victory." -Ozzy Osbourne

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  • ""Remember, only YOU can prevent forest fires... By getting rid of forests, they're a fire hazard..." -Steven Colbert "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.""

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