About

http://www.scribd.com/Beowulfelysium?from_badge_profile_btn=1 I am a Chartered British Engineer with European Reciprocity, a Master Mariner, Dive Master, First Class Foreman -PA, First Class Foreman - CO, Blaster, Shot-firer, Miner, and with other associations and certifications, was a bomb tech (had a blast), enjoy working with horses and ranch work, sonnets and poetry, reading the Constitution, History, and Science, and pondering the Theory of Kinetic Gases.

Favorite saying

• "Ridgeway: "It's alright to panic if you are the first to do so and you run in the right direction." If the enemy is in range, so are you.' - Infantry Journal- 'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.' - US.Air Force Manual - 'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weapons.' - General MacArthur - 'You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me.' - U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.- 'Tracers work both ways.' U.S. Army Ordnance Manual- 'Five second fuses only last three seconds.' -Infantry Journal - The three most useless things in aviation are: Fuel in the bowser; Runway behind you; and Air above you. -Basic Flight Training Manual- 'Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.' - Maritime Ops Manual - 'Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.' - Unknown Marine Recruit- 'If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.' -USAF Ammo Troop- 'Yea, Though I Fly Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 50,000 Feet and Climbing.' - Sign over SR71 Wing Ops- 'You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach3.' -Paul F. Crickmore (SR71 test pilot)- 'The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.' Unknown Author- 'If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage it has to be a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe.' - Fixed Wing Pilot- 'When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.' -Multi-Engine Training Manual- 'Without ammunition, the USAF is just an expensive flying club.' -Unknown Author- 'If you hear me yell;"Eject, Eject, Eject!", the last two will be echos.' If you stop to ask "Why?, you'll be talking to yourself, because you're the pilot.' -Pre-flight Briefing from a 104 Pilot- 'What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; but If ATC screws up, .... the pilot dies.' -Sign over Control Tower Door- 'Never trade luck for skill.' -Author Unknown- The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in military aviation are: 'Did you feel that?' 'What's that noise?' and 'Oh Shit!' or(appended from the Arkansas Air National Guard):"Hold my beer and watch this!" -Authors Unknown- "Oh Shit!" works in all adverse situations and train wrecks. 'Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.' -Basic Flight Training Manual- 'Mankind has a perfect record in aviation - we have never left one up there!' - Unknown Author - 'Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.' - Emergency Checklist- 'The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.' - Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot) - 'There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.' -Sign over Squadron Ops Desk at Davis-Montham AFB, AZ- 'If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.' - Sign over Carrier Group Operations Desk- 'You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.' - Lead-in Fighter Training Manual - As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives. The rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks,'What happened?' The pilot's reply: 'I don't know, I just got here myself!' ---------------------------------------------- ----- Remember: there are more airplanes in the sea than submarines."