About

I'm an asshole just tryin to get along

Education

• Grapevine High School

Favorite saying

• "Because of Jesus, the grave is not the goal, and the funeral is not the finish. Heaven is a prepared place for a prepared person ------------------------------------------ As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1L of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 Kilo of E. Coli - bacgteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop! However!!!!, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) Alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. !!!Water = POOP, Wine = Health!!! Therefore, it's better to drink wine and beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of SHIT!! ------------------------------------------ <<""""75% of needless operations are completely unnesseray""">>-- Archie Bunker ------------------------------------------ <>"