""When you die, if you get a choice of going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if its not, ummmm, boy."- Deeper Thoughts by Jack Handey
"If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are laughing and say,'Well, technically that's illegal.' It imight fit in with what somebody just said. and even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party." -Deeper Thoughts by Jack Handy
"I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like 'Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me? or 'Do you have that $50 you borrowed?' Man, quit being so cheap!"-Deeper Thoughts, Jack Handey"
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