About
So, you want to know about me, huh? Well I tell 'ya, I could go on and on about myself. Seriously, I could spin yarn for hours upon hours telling you one humorous anecdote about my life after another. Boy, howdy! I could carry on for days at a time. Yessir, I'm chock-full of stories that'd give you keen insight about who I am, where I come from and what my dreams and aspirations are. So take a load off, friend, here we go.
My story begins way back in... Oops, ran out of space.
Favorite saying
- ""I told you not to eat that." -- My girlfriend"
