About

"Well Chip, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

Education

• Kentucky School of Phlebotomy
• Kentucky School of Phlebotomy
• Jeffersonville High School

Favorite saying

• ""im callin the shots, you can call me willy fckin wonka this is my chocolate factory". "Filipino tilt-a-whirl operators are this this nations backbone!" - Cam Brady "Help me Jesus I'm on fire!" - Ricky Bobby "Oh no just take your time... But tell him to hurry the fuck up!" - Ssg Trainer "Go out there and be unfuckwithable." "She is bad nobody is bladder but she's got more crabs then a seafood platter." - eazy e "Holy shit! You look just like our dad..." "You give my brother shit for being gay, see if I don't knock your ass out." "I will mace you here or there. I will mace you anywhere. I will mace you on a boat. I will mace you while afloat. I will mace you at Ashley meets. I will mace your stinky feet. I will mace you, nosacki I am. I will mace you, but I don't like ham" - an ancient Jewish scholar The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "what does a woman want?" - Sigmund Freud "Never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake." Sun Tzu, The Art of War."