About

hmmmmm....well where to start my favorite band is dirty heads followed by disturbed my favorite show has to be south park or workaholics my dream job is to travel the world taking pictures for national geographic i just get a great feeling from taking pictures i love playing video games like world of world craft halo:reach and need for speed trying to play pranks on my friends at work lol but only the ones that can take a joke.....but if there's anything more you would like to know hit me up den

Favorite saying

• "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. - Homer "Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad! - Homer I wonder where Bart is, his dinner's getting all cold... and eaten. - Homer Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.) I woke several hours later in a daze.""