About

I am a 1%er! The Rarest minority in the world......Thanks Mom & Dad.......I'm your little science PROJECT! &Journeyman Plumber since 1990. 1 daughter (Katelyn Lewis) born in Feb. 1999. I am A Taurus to the letter and my moon sign that I was born under was Scorpio. In China, I was born in the year of the Dragon. The Chinese believe those born under this sign will be very wealthy & prosperouse (but may not be good spellers)

Education

• Univ. of Oregon
• Springfield High School (Oregon)

Favorite saying

• "Confusious say: "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!". Sir Isaac Newton: A body in motion tends to stay in motion. Shortest path between 2 points: A straight (or direct) line. What R the basic rules every plumber needs 2 know? 1)Hot's on the left, cold's on the right. 2) payday is every Friday. 3) Shit flows down hill (so if my boss chews me out and you're working under me, expect a chewing) 4) Don't chew your fingernails! 5)Apprentices may no longer be called RETARDS, as this is polictically incorrect & offensive. They shall be referred to from herwithin as a "1/4 bubble off"!"