About

I'm not the best person you will ever meet. But I'm not the worst ever.

Education

• Bloomsburg University of Pennsylvania
• Community College of Philadelphia
• George Washington High School Philadelphia
• Cape May County Technical High School

Favorite saying

• "Never say goodbye because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting. "Seize the moment, 'cause tomorrow you might be dead." What do you want me to say? Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after. "Abide and endure" "We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die." "A person is smart, but people are stupid, gullible and panicky." "When you're a kid, they tell you it's all "grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that's it." [sighs] But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder. [grins] And so much better." "You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!""