About

Charles Yates just doesn't jibe with this whole "biography" thing. Oh, like anyone really cares. Sure I could write something but by the time anyone reads it, I'd be living under completely different circumstances, so whats the point? If you want a biography, wait until I'm dead. I wanted to use this space as a forum to discuss the domestic tendencies inherent in large dog ownership, but I lost my train of thought & quickly nipped that idea in the bud. I'm currently living somewhere, giving serious thought to Irish Wolfhounds.

Education

• Kirkwood Community College
• Ben Davis University High School

Favorite saying

• "It may be small, but I'm fast. Hurry up and wait. Tucker did it. It's not how long you make, It's how you make it long. Dry humpin' the cash cow."