About

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Education

• University of Massaschusetts, Amherst
• University of Virginia
• University of Massachusetts Amherst
• UMass Amherst
• Medford High School

Favorite saying

• ""What's right is what's left, after you do everything else wrong." -Robin Williams "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Bill Waterson "The Gulf War was like teenage sex, we got in too soon, and out too soon." -Tom Harkin "People don't want handouts! People want hand jobs!" -William O'Neill (It's funny because he didn't know what he was saying!) "The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew they were wrong." -David Letterman "How come when it's a human it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet?" -George Carlin "Our enemies our cunning and resourceful, and so are we. Our enemies are endlessly looking for ways to destroy our country, and so are we." -George W. Bush "If music be the food of love, play on." -William Shakespeare "Singing is a way of getting people to listen longer than they would ordinarily." -David Byrne And one of mine: "Oh my God! An otter!" -Adam Zec"