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About

I was in Iraq, I'm a soldier, I have two half-sisters. I have one eye. I smoke cigars, cigarettes, and I'm an asshole most of the time. I also have two brothers, two pet dogs that like to maim me, and I have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.

Favorite saying

  • "OHGODITSFUCKINGRAINING, SHABOODLEFLOODLEDOODLE, Damn right I'm gonna hit that!"

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