About

you ever headbang for so long that when you finish your head has that mysterious headache? That is I. I am the almighty Applejew. Oh and your welcome.

Education

• Clinton Community College, Iowa
• Riverdale High School (Muscoda, Wisconsin)
• Maquoketa High School

Favorite saying

• ""Even if the morrow is barren of promices, nothing shall forstall my return." LOVELESS Prologue by Genesis "are you suggesting coconuts migrate....." --Monty Python and the Holy Grail.....by the way i have this whole movie memorized just ask my friends"