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Time....liiine? Time is not made out of lines, it is made out of circles, that is why clocks are round.

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• South High School
• South High School

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• "Time....line? Time is not made out lof lines, it is made out of circles, that is why clocks are round Last time I got shot i got a purple heart, this time I want to get a purple lung, eventually i hope to make a purple person, and we will be best friends. I would just like everyone to know that I suck, and that im a girl,and i like ribbons in my hair and i want to kiss all the boys. According to my beard you sir, are a moron. Bow chika bow wow Hey chika bump bump Sarge: What was the jeep doin in a ditch Grif:Well i can tell you what it wasnt doing, and thats reanacting the coolest scene from the dukes of hazzard ever. Simmons: Pay her? We dont even have any money, we dont even know what money is in the future. Grif: Yea it could be shells.... or laserbeams for currency. Simmons: Laserbeams? Grif: Yea that would be the coolest wallet ever. you, then me, then simmons, then back down to me, then you, then me, then me, simmons, then me, then me, then simmons, me, me, simmons, you, simmons, me, me, me, me, simmons, you, me, then me again. Makes perfect sense! You will worship me as though i were a god!! I like me This just might be the best idea, in the history of all ideas Fine. Im going to tell you how it ends, Dr Phil says, "and how, is that working out for you" then the big fat lady cries. WHAAA! It all started with a penny in the door, there was a hatred, i had never, felt before. So now ill make him pay, each and every daaaaay. Until that mousse haired little nuisance is no, mooooore. There are so many ways for me to say this: not in a million years, absolutely not, no way jose, no chance lance, naw, negatory, mm mm, na ah, ah ah, and of course my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................................pfff. Every name Dr. Cox has called J.D.: Pumpkin, Susan, Margeret, Agnes, Supergirl, Janet, Ginger, Judy, Marjorie, Ginger(II), Gidget, Lillian, Clarabelle, Grace, Marcia, Precious, Rainbow, Shirley, Tinkerbell, Betty, Reba, Joanie, Belinda, Gladys, Clara, Janice, Rhonda, Kimmy, Charlotte, Felicia, Oprah, Farrah, Sandy, My Gal Friday, Muffin, Angie, Pumpkin (II), Babs, Tiny Dancer, Fiona, Vivian, Martha, Nancy Drew, Sabrina, Brittany, Eunice, Carol, Murder She Wrote, Shakira, Denise, Roseanne, Betsy, Katie, Lillie, Girl's Name, Ellen, Maggie, Nancy, Marcia(II), Lassy, Scooby, Toto, Benji, Astro, Fido, Hooch, Rin-Tin-Tin, Girl, Stephanie, Angel, Wilma, Shannon, Zsa Zsa, Gwyneth, Hilton Sister, Molly, Janice(II), Denise(II), Tiffani, Amber, Theisan, Princess, Pippy, Angela, Violet, Tammy, Gal, Dixie, Naomi, Porn Star, Beyonce, Britney, Pink, Polly, Sheila, Val, Annika, Abby, Judy(II), Carol(II), My lady, to be con. Carla,"Why are there pancakes in the silverware drawer?" Turk,"You mean why is there silverware in the pancake drawer, whassup." Ok, think of what little patience i have as, oh i dont know, your virginity, you always thought it would be there until that night junior year when you were feelin a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four pack of beer and BA- DOW hoo hoo hoo!!! It was gone forever... just like my patience is now. If you hear hoofbeats you just keep thinking horsies, not zebras. How about we set up a russian roulette booth for the adults, and heres the kicker, we put bullets in all the chambers so everybody wins. GOOD GOD ITS JUST AND INNOCENT DOLL!!! No David, its a collectable. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!! Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are? Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.” “I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.” I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.” Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” “If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.” “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.” All animals are equal but some are more equal than others. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge I never drink water, fish fuck in it. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no sense being a damn fool about it. I'm not normally a religious man, but... if you're up there, save me, Superman! It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you. Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning. The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible? It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am. I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on. Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines."