Education

• The University of Kansas
• Scott City High

Favorite saying

• "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstien Me- "Hey Matt, .........Matt.......MATT!!!" "Dude you need a hearing aid!" Matt's reply - "Haircut, I just got a haircut last week." Me and Matt Dew 7th grade. "How does it taste Ralph, does it taste good?" "It tastes like buurrning!!!" Bart Simpson and Ralphie Wiggum from The Simpsons. "I don't need no instructions to know how to ROCK!!" Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. "Carl, Carl, yeah I know we have a few things to iron out." "Oh yeah, we got some things to iron out alright, with my tire iron, up close!" "Come here and check out the finish on this!" Master Shake and Carl, from Aqua Teen Hunger Force " I wouldn't be so f*cking cocky if I wasn't so f*cking good at everything" Brandon Parkinson. That's supposed to be funny and ironic. "That which doesn't kill us makes us stronger" I don't know who said it but it's true. "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" The Bible. "Son, if every day when you go to work, you try to do your job better than you did it the day before, you will be a success and you can be proud of whatever you do for a living" My Grandfather, Louis D Parkinson. I can't think of any really great quotes so I'll have to look some up and add them later."