About

if you were given three wishes, what would you wish for? 1. That everyone feel the pain they inflict instantly. 2. That no one ever have to suffer extensively. 3. That everyone in the world have all the bare minimum necessities. 4. That I have all the men in the world -Onision

Education

• Computer Systems Institute
• College of Lake County
• Vernon Hills High School

Favorite saying

• ""The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully." -Richard Dawkins "I just verbaly punched my mom in the face" -Uknown "Jesus will come again, youl see. Jesus will cum again, wow, 2000 years sounds like a preaty long refractory period." -Laci Green "Lighthouses are more helpful then churches." -Benjamin Franklin "I don’t believe in God. My god is patriotism. Teach a man to be a good citizen and you have solved the problem of life." - Andrew Carnegie "Creationists make it sound like a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night." - Isaac Asimov "I will take your soul." -Eugene Kuzmin "HOO HOO HOO" -Matthew Bellito "You dont even want to win" -David Schroetter Of the struggle between reason and religion, I know this: Religion is more dangerous. When reason is challenged, it will raise an objection. It will raise questions. When religion is challenged, it will raise an army. It will raze cities. —Richard Bamford Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? -Epicurus So, why do men have nipples? Cuz their fun to tickle, thats why. -Onision Your mother-Eugene Kuzmin Syd: Where did you go, paint brush? I found you! Ryan: Syd, are you talking to inanimate objects, again? Syd: NO!!........yes. I like balls-Ryan Patterson"