About

I am desperately, hopelessly, eternally in love with my wife -- my ultimate soul mate, the most perfect-for-me creature among all God's wondrous creation. I am as blessed as any man can ever imagine being. Everybody's got a waterbuffalo Yours is fast but mine is slow Where did we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a waterbuffalo-ooooooooooooooooo ...

Education

• Morningside College
• William Penn University
• Concordia NE
• Ankeny High School
• Denver Senior High School

Favorite saying

• ""Better than I deserve!" my favorite answer to the ubiquitous question, "How ya doin'?" "What a maroon!" ~B. Bunny "Don't call me 'dude'; I'm not a stoner anymore." ~Charlie Sheen in Scary Movie 3, spoofing Mel Gibson in Signs"