Favorite saying

• ""YOU WANNA BET.!" "if they come tell them it was on youtube" "im gunna tell you who's hot then im gunna run away....." "paper for christmas.!" "why do we even need to know how to say it snows in spanish.? it doesnt even snow in mexico." "He's a moron. There's no snow in those tires. I'll bet you my left tit...and I LOVE my left tit." "That's whetto" "Have you told your parents that you're black?" "I'm going to live here until I'm 92 years old..." "Like a little side of ranch" "I didn't even get to enjoy this damn cigarette!" "I am NOT going back to them pines so I can get bitched at!" "Can I welcome everybody to the wild wild west. Skee's got them big ole' titties on her chest." "It's only awkward if you make it awkward." ;) "Help me walk to the door. Shit, I got my own problems right now." "He wanted me to see a marrige counselor. I said no, I was too far gone." "All he wanted to do was sit in front of the TV and watch the cubs. That's why he got cheated on." "You're a great nurse presley. Just call me a specialist." "That guy's a fox. He can leave his shoes under my bed anytime." "She's be-child." "Let me go lay next to momma's grave and see if I fit." "Why do they send me that nasty stuff, they know I'm tryin to be a christian." "Did you roofie my drink. No. Why not?" "Well all drive home together. We'll be like hellen keller! Oh shitthere's a stop sign!" "She doesn't even see him, I tell you what...false advertisement on this here facebook." Watching this christmas. Grandma: "Isn't that the bitch that killed selena!?" "Dylan, you don't even know what a vibrator is. Yes i do. Okay, what is it? A dildo. You don't know what that is either. Yes i do, It's a fake penis." "They tried to get me for spouse abuse. If dave wouldve pressed charges, i'd beat his ass again." "She said send your candy in there. Uhh no, she's a diabetic and they're not going in a coma with my shit." Filing Aunt Wandas taxes; Mom: "You can't say you're head of household because you don't have a kid." Aunt Wanda: "I need to get in that Cadillac and snatch me a kid. Its got tinted windows, no license plates, and child proof locks." Grandma: "Please don't become a pothead, we already have enough in this family." "I'm going to get good on words and kick your ass. Well you better get a dictionary because you are one dumb mf." My brother and Uncle B playing pool... Grandma:"He needs to let trevor win so he'll feel better about his hair cut." "Well I'm suppose to take these pills for my memory loss but I can't ever remember to take the damn things!""