About

The fire burns as the ice turns to gravy. Certified French Tickler from the Isles of Samoa. Also 130 lbs of solid steel and sex appeal, but that's a given. Proud citizen of the greatest damn country on Gods green Earth. Slightly sarcastic dickhead.

Education

• Ridley High School

Favorite saying

• ""You can't teach a horse to read Braille" "Nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli" "You can't see California without Marlon Brandos eyes" "A day without laughter is a day wasted" "What are ya, a fuckin FAAAIIIRRRRYYYY?" "Coleman this is your porch" "This fuckin guy" "Deny your feelings, act like you have some answers, do some man shit right now!" "The toughest opponent of all is the opponent in your head" "Cause you don't need 20 friends, you just need three motherfuckers and you can take over a country" "Its either blue cheese with wings or go fuck ya mother""