About

I am currently a unemployed bum, who occasionally showers, eats , sleeps, and reads week old newspaper articles. I enjoy mouthwash and pop-tarts. I have a membership to timberland library and frequently nap in there reading cubicles. I also enjoy dogs, cats and horses... but for my money, i prefer a ribeye. I also like to talk to walls,windows,trees,poles,and invisible people. They keep a man company.

Education

• Princeton University
• Harvard University
• Montesano Junior - Senior High School

Favorite saying

• "" " arent those the only ones?"