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*grabs a girl from a random booth in a diner* EVERYONE GET DOWN OR ELSE I'LL SHOOT HER! *waves gun wildly* NO ONE MAKE A MOVE *kicks waiter in the chest* SORRY THOUGHT YOU WERE MAKING A MOVE!! EVERYONE GETS FREE PIE!!! ICE CREAM ON THE SIDE TOO!!!!! AND NO ONE FOLLOW US OR ILL SHOOT MY SELF THAN HER! *rushes out into a powder blue Prius and slinks silently into the night*

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  • ""Give me a bucket, and I'll show you a bucket" - Psycho "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein "God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon Bonaparte"

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