Jared Gordon
- Hometown: Federal Way, Washington
- Location: Port Townsend, Washington
- Language: en_US
- Phone: (SSG) - LTVXQ - 600
- male
family is super important - i will literally eat Puffins with whole milk out of your skull if you fuck with them. my sister's are all 100% gangsters who murder life everyday. mom blessed me with irresistibly adorable dimples. my dad is my football buddy.Go Seahawks!!! thunderstruck guitar skills. huge fan of obtuse angles. member of the Helen Keller Birdwatching Society. im rich & have a rapist wit. created a startup called Advanced Quantum Unicorn Exploration LTD. will usually do anything on a dare. i've had my own special on TruTV Worlds Most Shocking Videos. yep. hollywood/LA is where my heart is, Seattle is where i grew up. tattoos, i gottem; don't ask me how many i have. Randy Marsh is the greatest animated character ever. music is my life, i can talk about music theory & concepts for hours. love learning about stars & the universe. ima dork. trying to figure out how to continue living life now that Game of Thrones is over. if u dont like me than kiss my ass, i really don't care. But you should like me..... im freaking awesome.