About
If you want me to going somewhere with you, just talk me on there and i'll give you my house and cell number.
I am sweet to help people with their math as they always get busted by the teachers. I am the best coach in the bowling team, and always cannot stand what people say but still annoying.
I'm in the Special Olympics. I only do every season except Spring. Bowling, Basketball, and Softball is the only sports I can do.
Education
- Jeffersontown High School
Favorite saying
- "1. Edd: "Nice presentation, Ed!" [to Jonny] "And here you are, one Ed Turkey A La King!"
Jonny: "Oh boy! I'm starving!"
Edd: [opens lid] "Bon appétit."
Jonny: "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
[Ed is sitting in the pan, naked, as a dead ghostly human-like turkey.]
Edd: [off-screen in the background] "Ed! You were supposed to use a real turkey!"
Ed: [pouring gravy on himself] "Stuffing, anybody?"
Eddy: [slamming the pan lid back down on Ed] "Idiot!"
2. Billy Madison: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! SHUT UP!!!
3. Johnny (HA2): Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. (Gun fires) And a Happy New Year. (Final gun shot)
4.) Homer Simpson: I am evil Homer!!! (x4)
5.) Peter Griffin: This is more (worst or better) then...
6.) Ed: [after running round the entire cul-de-sac asking for a cup of clams] "Can Eddy come out to play?"
Eddy: [exasperated] "I'm right beside you Ed!"
Ed: [surprised and pleased] "HI EDDY!"
7.) OMG! They kill Kenny!
You Bastard!!!"
